Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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