4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
My mom just saw the bruise on my chest from the bite mark he left. Played it off that I hit myself w a box of beauty products. She believed me. God I love working retail sometimes.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I had to rename my dildo. I met a little kid who named his teddy bear the same name. It just felt wrong.
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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