Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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