she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
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