i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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