I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Its about making memories worth repressing
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
Whenever a guy asks me why I like weird sex stuff, I just answer, "Catholic School".
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
Randomize
