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I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
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I like your house better though. Cause it has febreeze and lube.
I don't think you have any idea how kinky that sounds.
I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
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Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
My mom just asked me about the teeth marks on my headboard..
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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