Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
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she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
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