Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
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