My professor really needs to stop abbreviating. I'll never remember what "Fun. Anal. Trade-offs?" means when i study.
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
i just heard a guy call his kid "Google" in a way that leads me to believe that's his name. this day couldn't get worse.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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