hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
THIS CHICK IS LIKE SOME SORT OF HOOKER HOUDINI.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Randomize
