We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Someone broke into my car and stole it then left me $300 to pay for the damages with a lovely note that said "we just couldn't pass up the boxed wine... Sorry about the window."
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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