Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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