Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
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on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
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when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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