You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
I just want to have sex and eat dumplings. Is that so much to ask?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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