Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
You need a sexual gate keeper
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Randomize
