This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
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It's like my ice maker knows when I wanna get drunk
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
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Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Did you put my shoes in the freezer.
Nope. I did however put them in the kiddie pool you pissed in in the living room before Tyler put them in the freezer. Ass hole.
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