It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
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We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
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I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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