Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
He woke up wondering who broke in and rearranged all the furniture. He reviewed 11 hours of security footage before I told him he did it while whiskey-drunk.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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