HIV tests are more positive than that guy
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
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He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
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Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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