everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
just went back to the bar and asked if they found a shoe last night.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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