Welp...herpes.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
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