Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
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She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
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You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
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