So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
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Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
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So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I guess your brother-in-law will have his day in the sun tonight after you leave. By that, I of course, mean he's gonna suck liquor milk out your sister's tits.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
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