The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Missing a small section of hand. Hope your night is going better
once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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