shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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