I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
My uncles bleeding, my brother has a black eye and my moms topless in the pool... How was your family cookout?
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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