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• (917): View more from New York City

  East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv

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• (817): View more from Texas

  After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?

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• (806): View more from Texas

  yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.

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• (561): View more from Florida

  I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.

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• (352): View more from Florida

  Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.

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• (585): View more from New York

  ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup

  (868): View more from Trinidad and Tobago-Carib

  So no more sangria road trips?

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• (480): View more from Arizona

  All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  .It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.

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