Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(714): View more from California

I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.

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(925): View more from California

I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..

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(404): View more from Georgia

A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.

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(231): View more from Michigan

my mom just texted me to let me know that Hooters is hiring

(989): View more from Michigan

i wish my mom had big dreams like that for me

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(626): View more from California

I just saved him in my contacts as "Has 2 kids.. don't drunk text"

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

I thought I walked in on an orgy of smurfs. Man I love shrooms

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(914): View more from New York

He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own

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(734): View more from Michigan

His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?

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