chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
My alarm clock on my phone was changed to Fat Bottom Girls over the weekend, and I just now noticed. I'm actually okay w that after Mardi Gras. Well done, random. Well done.
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I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.