East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I literally sat down and peed with my underwear still on. How does that happen?
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
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Also: how drunk is your brother? He just left me a message as batman.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.