Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
My niece I'm babysitting left earlier to stay the night with her friend. I got ditched by an 8 year old.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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