So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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