I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I don't care what you say, cheap wine does NOT taste better in expensive crystal...
It never makes you rethink your life choices when you're breaking into my apartment at 3 am to take a piss in my kitchen sink?
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
He shit in the fireplace
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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