My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
