i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
burritoes are like sleeping bags for ground beef
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
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Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
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which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
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