Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
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