Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
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I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
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He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
You'll never fully grasp an awkward walk of shame until you run into his mom while you're trying to sneak out. Then to make matters worse you have to ask her to mover car because it's blocking you in.
and I lost my effing shirt.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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