I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
they could make at least 3 episode of "i shouldn't be alive" out of my weekend
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
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I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
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If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
He also needs to focus on not being such a little bitch, but that's none of my business.
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
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I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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