Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I AM VODKA MAN
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
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