BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
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constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
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I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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