You're so nebulous sometimes
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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