Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
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I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
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