i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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