did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
That money I left you should go to the stripper that fell asleep in your bed. Sorry
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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