It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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