Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(812): View more from Indiana

Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.

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(661): View more from California

We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex

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(732): View more from New Jersey

His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.

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(928): View more from Arizona

If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.

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(909): View more from California

I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire

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(513): View more from Ohio

Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby

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