id be glad to
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
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He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
Instead of politely asking me to shave, he passive-aggressively left me a groupon for a bikini wax. So I passive-aggresively fucked his roommate. And his roommate didn't mind my bush when he went down on me. Anyway, do you want the groupon or not?
she texted me out of nowhere. and I wanted to get drunk. like I didn't even have her new number until 6 hours ago and bam we were rolling around drinking cotton candy vodka from the bottle she had stuffed in a boot
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
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No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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