Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
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Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
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Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
I left my panties in the microwave for too long and they caught on fire
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby