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  walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat

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  watch out for the queen of hearts

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  fuucck i forgot ab her

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  (610): walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat (215): watch out for the queen of hearts (610): fuucck i forgot ab her http://tfl.nu/mo46
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  (717): View more from Pennsylvania

  he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.

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  (717): he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone. http://tfl.nu/pjzv
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  (434): View more from Virginia

  you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"

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  (434): you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek" http://tfl.nu/8u1v
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  (916): View more from California

  she's into porn, im staying here tonight

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  (916): she's into porn, im staying here tonight http://tfl.nu/jlgw
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  (678): View more from Georgia

  I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.

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  (678): I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out. http://tfl.nu/nryy
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  (813): View more from Florida

  You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.

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  (813): You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids. http://tfl.nu/99eg
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  (816): View more from Missouri

  It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.

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  Probably is probably an understatement.

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  (816): It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister. (-1816): Probably is probably an understatement. http://tfl.nu/hxbu
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  (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning

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  (412): we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning http://tfl.nu/vjbm
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  (917): View more from New York City

  idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now

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  (917): idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now http://tfl.nu/ruxc
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  (631): View more from New York

  I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.

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  (631): I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping. http://tfl.nu/09a4
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  (205): View more from Alabama

  No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.

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  Can I get that on a shirt

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  (205): No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her. (1-205): Can I get that on a shirt http://tfl.nu/a8yc
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  (509): View more from Washington

  My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...

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  They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then

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  (509): My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life... (206): They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then http://tfl.nu/4rxf
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  (940): View more from Texas

  I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.

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  (940): I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect. http://tfl.nu/o532
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  (303): View more from Colorado

  When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs

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  (303): When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs http://tfl.nu/j5ii
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  (802): View more from Vermont

  He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is

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  (802): He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is http://tfl.nu/k0fl
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