I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
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dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.