Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(571): View more from Virginia

I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background

(202): View more from Washington, DC

Da na na, na na naa

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?

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(623): View more from Arizona

I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.

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(818): View more from California

i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do

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(404): View more from Georgia

dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere

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(513): View more from Ohio

You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.

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(818): View more from California

It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.

(1-818): View more from California

And this was for your brother's Christening?

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(248): View more from Michigan

Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.

(248): View more from Michigan

I was...perplexed.

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(903): View more from Texas

Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.

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