I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Every time I try to stand up the back of my head feels like a bunch of little elves are beating the inside of my scalp with their toy making tools. What disease could this be?
you came out with your cock in between the legs of a balloon animal. Maybe she'll think you have a sense of humor.
What kind of balloon animal was it?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
You are a super loving wife. But did you, at any point since Thanksgiving, slip me half your bottle of stool softeners?
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
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