What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
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