Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
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