Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Let the clothes fall where they may.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
The ass gains better be worth it
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