I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
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all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
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I'm very fluent in vodka, but that seems to be a whiskey dialect.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
Sorry about my sloppy drunk texts. I'm not sure talking about banging a near dead Jimmy Stewart was my finest moment
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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