i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
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I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
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Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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