I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
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He kept falling asleep with the pizza in his hand. I woke him up and told him and he was shocked because he thought he ate it all. Then he would end up falling asleep and we'd repeat the whole process again.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
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One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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