My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
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The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
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The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
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