Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(612): View more from Minnesota

You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!

(763): View more from Minnesota

Yes.

(612): View more from Minnesota

fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria

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(309): View more from Illinois

why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??

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(417): View more from Missouri

He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...

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(989): View more from Michigan

I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.

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(607): View more from New York

Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.

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(330): View more from Ohio

hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?

(614): View more from Ohio

is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?

(330): View more from Ohio

how did you know?

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.

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(613): View more from Ontario

Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day

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(541): View more from Oregon

If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.

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