I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
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Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
The walls are thin & apartments are narrow so all the bedrooms are next to each other. Our complex could compete in synchronized orgasms.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
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You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a taco... I feel like a female Elvis.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen