Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(559): View more from California

Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE

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(909): View more from California

do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?

(760): View more from California

and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook

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(864): View more from South Carolina

I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?

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(763): View more from Minnesota

chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30

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(774): View more from Massachusetts

its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody

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(906): View more from Michigan

Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few

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(315): View more from New York

So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.

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