I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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