My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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