its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
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Why are my keys in the refrigerator?
You said "This is gonna really confuse me tomorrow." Apparently drunk you plays pranks on hungover you.
This explains so much.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.