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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.

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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.

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• (440): View more from Ohio

  I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?

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• (813): View more from Florida

  I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night

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• (218): View more from Minnesota

  You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?

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• (941): View more from Florida

  I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?

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