I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Believe it or not, that's part of the whole 'best friend' thing. It's not just yelling at me for making you leave the club early or taking the couch bc I'm doing sex while you're doing bjs.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal