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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad

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(313): View more from Michigan

And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono

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(815): View more from Illinois

i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.

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(864): View more from South Carolina

We got blackout for the alumni dinner, and then walked THROUGH the keynote speaker, managing to still say "excuse me".

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(402): View more from Nebraska

Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.

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(734): View more from Michigan

you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"

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(619): View more from California

So they found him after the wedding still dressed up in his feather boa and top hat passed out in a bush...

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(813): View more from Florida

He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.

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